People are nosy!

Why is it that when there is an accident in the opposite direction, traffic seems to come to a complete stop on BOTH sides ? Well I’ll tell you why. People are effing nosy, not the ones that can’t help it because the accident happened in their direction. There’s nothing they can do but wait it out and allow the local emergency response team to promptly do their job.

Its not them I have a problem with. Its the people on the opposite direction, the same freaking direction that I am travelling toward.

“Oh hey what’s going on ? why are people on the other side slowing down ? OMFG someone got in an accident, well shooooo I’ll slow down a bit to see if I can see anything good ? yea I think that’s exactly what I’ll do. Never mind the people driving behind me, its not like they got anything important to do.”

What do they expect to see anyway ? do they expect the person on the stretcher to get up and wave, thanking them for their concern and its ok for them to keep on driving

“no really I am fine, gosh thank you, you can go on with your business”

I swear the next time I see people slowing down and there are NO accident in front but rather in the opposite direction. I would get out of the car, walk up to them … omfg so did you guys see anything good ?

 

daaaaaaaaaayummm

 

What ? I didn’t say I wasn’t nosy. Its human nature, get over it!

Filed under: Keen observations of the mundane , accidents, bad traffic, people are nosy, traffic jam

I say NO to fist bump

I am making a stand here and now. I realize that fist bumps are the cool things to do now but there’s a fine line between coolness and just overdoing it.  Lets just say I have this coworker whose idea of morning greeting is to prance around the office fist bumping whoever he comes in contact with regardless of whatever they might be doing.

NO!

Its bad enough that I have to drag myself to work at 7:00AM The LAST thing I want to do is bump the fist of some dude who get in an HOUR later and then having the nerve to prance around with his coffee mug throwing it in everybody’s face that he got an extra hour of sleep while the rest of us chums had to be here so early.

Maybe I am just overeacting out of spite but I am saying no to morning fist bumps from now on.  The next time he comes to my cubicle expecting a fist bump dude is in for a surprise. NO MUTHER@$@%@$ How about I bump ur face with my fist ? @%)&)*@#%$@#$

Filed under: I am getting older, Keen observations of the mundane , especially in the morning, no to fist bump

Rafael Nadal is an a$$hole

Edit: 2-25-2009 This article DOES NOT reflect my attitude toward Rafa, he’s a great tennis player. I got mad respect for him. Its just a joke guys I don’t need anymore people telling me that I am the real a$$hole and that  I am just jealous

Well I mean, don’t  get me wrong. He’s a great tennis player. I was watching when he tore Roger Federer apart at the French open and also at Wimbledon where he gave it his all to finally take the title from Federer and with it the number 1 world ranking spot. I am just not very fond of his intimidation and distraction tactics. Anyone who ever saw Nadal play either live or on national television know that he’s not shy to pick his wedgie. Case in point, look at the picture below.

dude going at it like nobody is looking

You’re all fooled if you think he has an actual wedgie to pick, this is just one of his many distraction tactics employed to confuse and ultimately break down his opponent.  The tight shorts shorts and revealing tidy whities are a mean to an end. An ultimate end where he humiliate the other player on live national television.

Tennis is war, fought on various turfs and Nadal is the Sun Tzu of the court. Normally, during his matches, Nadal will play it coy and pretend to be under pressure, he will give up the first set. The trap is then set and classic Nadal I&D (Intimidation & Distractions) tactics will come into play.

First he will innocently pick his wedgie to distract his opponent, not sure what’s going on over on the other side of the court, his opponent is probably thinking, wow poor guy, the pressure must be getting to him, he’s picking his wedgie in public and not even realizing it. Before he ever got the chance to finish the thought Nadal had already taken the first game. The games now stand a 1-0 with Nadal leading. At the start of game two Nadal will pull out his ace and throw in an orgasmic groan after every shot that connect. At this point his opponent is totally distraught, WTF is going on ? he was just picking his wedgie and now he’s having an orgasm every time he return a shot, are we playing tennis or are we engaging in violent buttseck ? Yet again, another game won without much effort. The score now stand at 2-0.

It get worse from then on, knowing that he had broken his opponent’s concentration Nadal will bring out his “A” game and proceed to utterly destroy him, winning in straight sets, game after game.

What does Nadal do when the match is over and another opponent defeated ? He DOES NOT graciously shake the other player’s hand. No Nadal celebrate with style…

Unsportman like conduct

Yes I kid you not, after every win he will get into the above position and proceed to furiously air hump the heck outta the racquet while screaming sexual profanity to proclaim his dominance. WHO’S YOUR TENNIS DADDY HUH HUH ? CAN YOU SAY IT… RAFAEL MUTHEREFFING NADAL B1TCH!!!!!

What an a$$ hole.

Filed under: Keen observations of the mundane , Rafael Nadal, tennis, war